
So I decided I need to start writing down the funny things this kid comes up with. He seriously says things sometimes that that leave us saying What The....
*The other day Jonah was sitting on my computer watching train videos and Joe was working on his computer and Jonah randomly turned around and said "Daddy, you need to take a shower! Your butt stinks!"
*Today we were at my grandma's house and she was bending over looking at something on her coffee table and Jonah walked in back of her and said "Grandma, maybe your butt stinks!"
I don't know what his deal is with stinky butts lately.
*Also today while at my grandma's house she kept saying the s word (stupid) and he looked at her and said "Grandma, we no say that WORD! We say smart!!!" Haha, I was dying! A few months ago he kept saying stupid all the time and I wasn't sure where he heard it(apparently it was from his Grandma Dot). He would say the cars stupid, my sandwich is stupid, Beka's stupid, mommy stupid, etc. So when he would say it we would tell him that it was smart. Now anytime he hears stupid he corrects whoever said it and tells them it is smart.
*Last week Joe took Jonah to Golden Corral for lunch and since he is still three he eats for free. Well the lady at the checkout ask Joe how old Jonah was and when Joe told her he was three Jonah yelled "No, I am four!" Lol, Joe was so embarrassed thinking this lady thought he was lying to her. He told her he promised Jonah was really three and Jonah again said "No daddy I am Four!" I am sure Joe wished he had just paid for Jonah to save himself the embarrassment. It doesn't help that he is so big he is out growing his 5T clothes, so he really doesn't look like he is three. Today Jonah kept telling everyone he was ten, it is always something different but he will never say he is three.
Well I know there are way more but my mind is blank right now. I guess I really do need to start writing them down more often.
Some other funny things about Jonah:
*He loves, and I mean loves for us to scare him. Sometimes I will sneak up behind him and scare him so bad I think he is going to start crying but then he just starts laughing hysterically and then begs for us to scare him again.
*He also thinks his farts (or farks as he calls them) are the funniest thing ever and likes to announce when ever he does one.
*He likes us to smell his feet and then tell him they smell disgusting.
He is such a boy!!!